in Joke of the Day

A farmer gets interviewed

A farmer gets interviewed

Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: a couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer (naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black.
Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer (now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?!
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.

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