in Joke of the Day

Do it before it starts

A man rushes home late from work, slams the door open and plops himself down on the sofa. He turns on the tv and looks at his wife “quick” he says “get me a beer and some food before it starts!”

The wife gets up slowly looking startled but slightly excited. She wanders into the kitchen in a bit of a daze and comes back quickly with a beer and some food for her husband whom is furiously flicking through channels on the tv.

The man gulps down the beer and looks back to his wife “quick!” He says “get me another beer before it starts!” The man goes back to flicking channels furiously and stuffing food in his mouth.

The wife stands up looking a bit irritated now, goes through to the kitchen and fetches her husband another beer.

The man hastily grabs the beer from her hand and downs it quickly. He looks back to his wife and says “quick! There might be time for one last beer before it starts!” And goes back to flicking channels on the tv.

The wife stands up, obviously angry at her husband. She places her hands on her hips and takes a deep breath…

“Now you look here mister! You come home latr, don’t even say hello, don’t explain why you were late either! I bet you were with that harlot from work again wasn’t you? You said it was over, how could you do this to me! I cook for you, clean for you, and all yoi do is treat me like a slave! My mother was right about you! I even….

The man lays back on the couch, his eyes glaze over and he zones out. “Damn” he mutters to himself, “it’s started”.

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