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Mike’s Last Name

The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office.

“What’s your name?” he asked the new guy.

“Mike,” the new guy replied.

The manager scowled, “Look… I don’t know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don’t call anyone by his or her first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only … Smith, Jones, Baker .… That’s all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Miller. Now that we got that straight, what’s your last name?”

The new guy sighed, “Darling. My name is Mike Darling.”

“Okay Mike, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .”

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