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A koala bear and a lizard are sitting in a tree smoking

A koala bear and a lizard are sitting in a tree smoking a joint. The koala bear eats a lot of eucalyptus and is a little bit bigger so his tolerance is pretty good. The lizard however is a lightweight and loses his shit very quickly.

He says to the koala bear “I’m gonna need a drink of water.” So he walks down the branch and takes a drink out of the river. All of a sudden a big swash of water comes along and carries him out into the river. He’s drowning and struggling to keep above water. Well an alligator sees all this happening and swims out to save him. He picks up the lizard on his nose and carries him back to the river bank.

The alligator says “man what the hell were you thinking swimming out there?” The lizard respond “I know I know, but I’m high as hell the koala bear rolled up a huge fattie and here I am.” The alligator says “whoa whoa the koala bear has some weed?”

And the lizard says “yeah he’s right up there.” So the alligator walks to the base of the tree and looks up at the koala and says “koala bear what’s up my brotha!” And the koala bear looks down at him and says

“Holy shit how much water did you drink?!?!”

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