A husband and wife were returning from visiting relatives out in the country one cold and wintery night, when they came upon an adolescent skunk that appeared injured in the road.
The wife insisted that they stop and render aid to the skunk.
Against his wishes the husband stops and picks the skunk up and brings it into the car.
The wife exclaims that the skunk is freezing cold and is possibly suffering from hypothermia, to which the husband says “put it up under your dress between your legs to warm it up.”
The wife asks “what about the smell?”
To which the husbands says “just hold its little nose!”
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