One guy is in bed having an affair with a woman, when he hears her husband’s footsteps.
The woman tells him to get his clothes and jump out the window. He complains because it’s raining a lot but, having to other option, he jumps out and falls in the middle of the street, where a marathon is taking place.
Trying to go unnoticed, he joins the runners and starts running too. Everyone starts looking at him weirdly, because he doesn’t have any clothes on. So one of the runners asks him:
– Do you always run without clothes?
– Yes! – He answers – I love this feeling of freedom…
Another runner asks:
– But do you always run like this, holding your clothes in your hands?
Still not willing to forfeit, he replies:
– I like it like this. I can get dressed at the end of the race, get in the car and drive home.
A third runner insists:
– But do you always run holding your clothes in your hands and with a condom on your dick?
– Only when it’s raining.
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