I had two pet monkeys

I had two pet monkeys who were the best of friends, they did everything together. They went to the park together, they bathed together and even shared each others food.

One day i decided to nip to the shop to buy some milk, and upon my return i found that one monkey had fallen off the balcony to its death. His friend was visibly upset so I thought i’d do the right thing and take him to a taxidermist, the guy said i could pick him up later in the day.

On my return home i was shocked to find the other monkey dead, I rushed back to the taxidermist with the second monkey and also asked for this to be stuffed and cleaned. He replied “do you want them mounted” to which i was shocked and said “no just holding hands please”

Loco Domains has .site Domains names for only $2.99, .online for only $4.99, .com only $8.99.