Ed and Dugly were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory..
when Ed glanced over and noticed that Dugly’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew.
“Blimey,” Ed said. “I’ve never seen one like that before.”
“Like what?” Dugly said.
“All twisted like a pigs tail,” Ed said.
“Well what’s yours like?” Dugly said.
“Well straight like normal,” Ed said.
“I thought mine was normal `til I saw yours,” Dugly said.
Ed finished what he was doing and started to give his old boy a shake down prior to putting it back in his pants.
“What did you do that for?” Dugly said.
“Shaking off the excess drops,” Ed said. “Like normal.”
“Shit,” Dugly said. “And all these years I’ve been wringing it!”
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