Priest arrives at the gates of Hell

A Christian Priest arrives at the gates of Hell

“How’d you die?” asked a demon.

The priest replied, “I had a heart attack.”

D: Well what happened?

P: Someone broke my windows, popped the tire on my Harley, and stole all my tools out of my shed.

D: Well that’d give anyone a heart attack. But you’re a priest! Why are you in hell?

P: Well, I was receiving confessionals when a boy walked in and said “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” I asked what he did. He said “I broke someone’s windows, popped a tire on his Harley, and stole all his tools.” I had a heart attack while I was wringing the little shit’s neck.


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