in Joke of the Day

Flew off my motorcycle

Waking groggily, I remembered flying off my motorcycle.

The smell and sounds quickly made me realise that I was in a hospital, but something wasn’t right.

I reached down to feel my legs, but sat up and screamed as I felt nothing!

It was only then that I noticed the doctor standing by the end of my bed who raised his eyebrows in surprise and said “whatever is wrong?”

“My legs!” I said. “I can’t feel my legs!”

“Your legs are fine” he said reassuringly.

I looked down and saw that he was right – my legs looked fine. Relieved, I collapsed back on to the bed.

“It was only your arms that we had to remove”

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