in Joke of the Day

Girl posts a dating ad online

So a girl posts a dating ad online for a single guy

She’s looking for a man who won’t beat her, who won’t run away and who’s also good in bed.

The next day, her doorbell rings. She opens the door and sees this guy with no arms and no legs.

He says: “Hey, I saw your ad, and I figured I’m exactly the kind of guy you’re looking for. I’ve got no arms, so I can’t beat you. And I’ve got no legs, so I can’t run away!”.

She replies: “Well… but are you good in bed?”

To which he answers: “How do you think I rang the doorbell?”


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