in Joke of the Day

A woman comes running into the ER

A woman comes running into the ER with both arms in between her legs.

When she eventually gets seen by the doctor, he’s surprised to see both hands stuck .. up there.
“So, what exactly is the problem?” The doctor asks.

“I was holding my pet parakeet when it suddenly just flew out of my hands and right up there!” She explained. “I tried to use both hands to get it out and now they’re stuck and the bird is still in there.”
The doctor holds one hand up to his face to attempt to conceal a smile.

“What the hell is so funny?” She asks “I swear to God, if you say something about a bird in the hand and two in the bush, I’m suing this hospital!”

“No, ma’am” he says. “I was just thinking, if you could fit both hands and a parakeet, you could fit a cockatoo.”


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