in Joke of the Day

A gunman stops a driver

A gunman stops a driver driving through a scary countryside road and says “Step out of the car and take your dick out…”

Driver: freezes at this unexpected turn of events

Gunman: In a louder voice “Do it”

Driver: “Please don’t shoot. I’ll do whatever you ask”

Driver proceeds to step out of the car and take his pants off.

Gunman: “Now start masturbating or I’ll put a bullet in your head”

Driver obliges seeing he has no choice.

Gunman: “Don’t stop until you cum”

Soon, the driver cums.

Gunman: “Start masturbating again…”

Driver obliges once again to save his life.

The Gunman repeats this 5 times and asks the same for the 6th time.

Driver: “Sir, shoot me if you must but there’s no way I can get hard again”

Gunman turns his head and says, “Gloria you can come out now”

A beautiful 18 year old comes out of the house on the side of the road.

Gunman: “This is my daughter. Please give her a ride to the next town. Thank you.”

“””””

Loco Domains has .info domains for only $4.99, .com only $9.99.