A plane crashes in the pacific ocean. The only survivors are five men and a gorgeous woman

After a few days they end up on a desert island. After several failed attempts to get in contact with the outside world, they give up and come to terms with the fact that they have to spend the rest of their lives on this island.

They quickly acquire the necessary skills to build houses and live off the land. All goes well, except for the fact that the men are constantly fighting over the lady.

After several conflicts, they organize a meeting and conclude that there is only one way to solve this problem: Each of the men gets one day of the week to share with the woman and in the weekends she has some time for herself.

This arrangement, although controversial, works amazingly well for a couple of years.
But then, on a tragic day, the woman dies.

The first week after her death is hard for the men.

In the second week, the frustrations really start to build up.

In the third week, they realize that nothing will ever be the way it was.

In the fourth week, the situation becomes unbearable.

So after five weeks, they finally decided to bury her.

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Dugly and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Dugly would say, “Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”

Edna always replied, “I know Dugly but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
One year Dugly and Edna went to the state fair and Dugly said, “Edna, I’m 85 years old, if I don’t ride that helicopter, I may never get another chance.”

To this Edna replied, “Dugly, that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”

The pilot overheard the couple and said, “Folks I’ll make you a deal, I’ll take the both of you for a ride, if you can both stay quiet and don’t say a word, I won’t charge you guys a penny! But if you say one word, it’s fifty bucks.”

Dugly and his wife agreed and up they went.

The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers m, but not a word was heard. He did these daredevil tricks over and over again, but still nothing.

When they landed, the pilot turned to Dugly and said, “By golly I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t, I’m impressed!”

Dugly replied, “ Well, to tell you the truth, I almost did when Edna fell out, but you know, FIFTY BUCKS IS FIFTY BUCKS!!”

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