in Joke of the Day

Car accident with a gravedigger

So these three lawyers are zooming along a country road and they get into an accident with a gravedigger.

So the gravedigger pulls himself out of his car and he’s okay, but the lawyers are kind of messed up, so he buries them, right there, and walks into town and calls the Sheriff. ‘Sheriff,’ he says, ‘terrible accident I just had. Three lawyers in it, they was all dead, so I buried them.’

Sheriff says, “What? You went ahead and buried them already? Are yousure they was dead?’ Gravedigger says reluctantly, “Well, they said they wasn’t, but you know how those fellas lie.

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