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Fishing or Sex

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.

The first guy says:

“You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend.”

The second guy says:

“That’s nothing; I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool.”

The third guy says:

“Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her.”

They continue to fish when realized that the fourth guy has not said a word.

So, they asked him:

“What you had to do to be able to come fishing? What’s the deal?”

The fourth guy says:

“Nothing. I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge, and said, ‘Fishing or Sex’ and she said,

‘Don’t forget to wear a sweater.’

“””””

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