in Joke of the Day

Peanut in the ear

Sitting at home with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth while watching TV.

The man loses concentration for a split second and a peanut goes into his ear.

He tries to get it out, but succeeds only in forcing the thing in deep.

After a few hours of fruitless rooting, the couple decide to go to the hospital, but on their way out of the front door, they meet their daughter coming in with her boyfriend.

The boyfriend takes control of the situation.

He tells them he’s studying medicine and not to worry about a thing.

He then sticks two fingers up the man’s nose and asks him to blow. The nut shoots from the ear and out across the room.

As the daughter and her boyfriend go through to the kitchen to get drinks the man and his wife sit down to discuss their luck…..

“So…..” the wife says, “What do you think he’ll become after he finishes school … a General Practitioner or a Surgeon?”

“Well…..” says the man, rubbing his nose,
“By the smell of his fingers I think he’s likely to become a gynaecologist.”

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