A genie grants three wishes to an old lady.
She says, “I want to be young again.”
*poof*
She’s young again.
“I want my little house to be turned into a beautiful mansion.”
*poof*
She’s now living in a beautiful mansion.
“I want my cat to be turned into a handsome young man!”
*poof*
Her cat is now a handsome young man.
“Oh cat, all my fantasies have come true! Take me in your arms, take me upstairs and make mad, passionate love to me!”
The cat says, “Oh darlin’, you should’ve thought about that a long time ago, before you had me fixed.”
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