A man with no arms and no legs is sunbathing on the beach
A beautiful woman walks over to him and says “awww you poor thing! I bet you’ve never been hugged before have you?”
He replies: “well, no actually I haven’t!”
She leans over and gives him a big hug.
“I bet you’ve never been kissed before either, have you?” she asks.
Once again he replies: “no, no I haven’t!” and she leans over and gives him a kiss.
Finally, she asks: “have you ever been fucked?”
He says “no, no I haven’t!!” And she says “well you are now, the tides coming in!!”
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