in Joke of the Day

Three construction workers

Three construction workers eat their lunch at the top of the skyscraper they work on every day. One is British, one is Italian, and one is American.

The British worker opens up his lunch bag and finds fish and chips packed inside. “Ah, man!” He cries in despair, “fish and chips again? I always get fish and chips! I swear, if I get fish and chips tomorrow, I’m jumping off this building and killing myself!”

The Italian worker opens up his lunch bag and finds spaghetti packed inside. “Ah, man!” He cries in despair, “spaghetti again? I always get spaghetti! I swear, if I get spaghetti tomorrow, I’m jumping off this building and killing myself!”

The American worker opens up his lunch bag and finds a peanut butter and jelly sandwich packed inside. “Ah, man!” He cries in despair, “peanut butter and jelly again? I always get peanut butter and jelly! I swear, if I get peanut butter and jelly tomorrow, I’m jumping off this building and killing myself!”

The next day, the British worker opens his lunch to find fish and chips, so he makes good on his promise and leaps to his death.

The Italian worker opens his lunch to find spaghetti, so he makes good on his promise and leaps to his death.

The American worker opens his lunch to find a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, so he makes good on his promise and leaps to his death.

At their funeral, the wife of the British worker is visibly distraught. “If only I had’ve known,” she sobbed, “none of this would have happened!”

The wife of the Italian worker is also visibly distraught. “If only I had’ve known,” she sobbed, “none of this would have happened!”

The wife of the American worker shrugs. “Don’t look at me, he packs his own lunch”.

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