A tall and lean man goes to a doctor to see about getting his penis enlarged. The doctor says “yes we can do that – there’s a new operation these days. We take the trunk of a baby elephant and graft it into your penis.”
So the man excitedly agrees and gets the operation. Six weeks later after it’s all healed he goes on a date with a woman. While sitting in the restaurant, suddenly his dick reaches up from under the table, grabs a bread roll, and disappears under the table with it.
The man has a mortified look in his face but his date was visibly impressed. “That’s amazing!” She says. Can you do that again?!
“We’ll I’d love to, but I don’t think I can fit another bread roll up my ass…”
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