A guy goes to a bar with his chihuahua. He sees no dogs are allowed, and seeing a Doberman tied to a street light outside, decides to do the same. So he ties the chihuahua to a street light a few down from the other dog, goes inside the bar, and has a few drinks.

Suddenly, a cop runs into the bar screaming. “Hey, who owns those two dogs that were tied up outaide?” The man says “the chihuahua is mine”, and another man at the end of the bar says the Doberman is his.
The cop says, “well, the Doberman broke loose from the light. Tore the damn thing out of the ground. Craziest thing I ever saw.. He saw that poor little dog, and attacked. I’m sorry to say, the dog’s dead!”
“Not my little dog”, cries the man.

“No, not the chihuahua!” Says the cop. “The Doberman died!”
The other dog owner can’t believe what he’s hearing. “My Doberman weighed 100 pounds. Was a guard dog for 10 years and stopped a bank robbery. Just tore a street light out of the ground, and you’re telling me a chihuahua killed him! How is that possible?”
The cop says, “he choked on the little fellow”

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