A Catholic priest is fishing with one of his flock, an avid fisherman, and catches a whopper of a fish. The parishioner, forgetting himself for a moment, exclaims, “Look at the size of that Fucker!”
The priest responds sternly and so the parishioner, quick-thinking as he his, explains, “Oh … no Father, that’s the name of the fish!” The priest is surprised, but knowing his flock wouldn’t lie to him, he happily carries on.
That afternoon, he returns to the church, hands a nun a fish and asks, “Sister, can you clean and cook this Fucker?”
“Father!”, she gasps, but the priest responds with a chuckle, “No Sister, that’s the name of the fish.” The nun is surprised, but knowing the priest wouldn’t lie, she happily carries on.
That evening, the Pope has come for dinner at the small church with the priest and the nun. They’re enjoying the meal, and the Pope remarks, “This fish is delicious!”
The priest proudly responds, “I caught the Fucker!” The nun adds, “I cleaned and cooked the Fucker!”
The Pope is slightly taken aback but regains himself, looks at the priest and the nun, then grins, “You know something? … you fuckers are alright!”
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