in Joke of the Day

Large diamond ring

An attractive woman is browsing a jewelry shop when she suddenly sees a beautiful large diamond ring.

At that moment she lets out a quick and audible fart.

Embarrassed, she tries to play it off and hopes no one heard.

She turns and sees the salesman standing right nearby.

A complete professional, the salesman says to her, “Good day ma’am. Is there anything I can help you with?”

The woman asks him, “Yes, this diamond ring, can you tell me how much it costs?”

The salesman says, “Ma’am, if looking at the ring makes you pass gas then you’re going to shit when I tell you the price.”


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