Two old men felt they were close to their last days and decided to have a last night on the town.
After a few drinks, they ended up at the local brothel.
The madam took one look at the two old geezers and whispered to her manager,
“Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll on each bed. These two are so old and drunk, I’m not wasting two of my girls on them. They won’t know the difference.”
The manager did as he was told and the two old men went upstairs for their business.
As they were walking home the first man said, “You know, I think my girl was dead.”
“Dead?” said his friend, “Why do you say that?”
“Well,” replied the first, “she never moved or made a sound all the time I was making love to her.”
His friend said, “Could be worse, I think mine was a witch.”
“A witch? Why the hell would you say that?” asked the other.
“Well, I was making love to her, kissing her on the neck and I gave her a little bite. Then she farted, flew out the window, and took my teeth with her.”
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