A hot air balloonist got blown way off course. Realizing how lost he was he decided to lower altitude to see if he could get some help from someone on the ground. He saw a large wilderness expance but luckily he noticed a hiker so he called out:
“Hello! I was supposed to meet my friends hours ago but unfortunately I got blown off course and have no idea where I am. Can you help me?”
The hiker replies:
“You are floating about 25′ above a small clearing in the Allegheny National Forrest and you’re about an hour and a half north of my camp site.”
Frustrated the balloonist yells down:
“You must be an engineer”
“How did you know that?” The hiker responded with surprise!
The balloonist said “because while everything you said is technically correct, it is of absolutely no use to me and I am still lost!”
“I get it, you must be a contractor.” Said the hiker.
How did you know that?” The balloonist responded equally surprised.
“Well you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, you have made promises you can’t keep and you’re in the exact same position you were in before we met….But now it is my fault.”
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