As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $20 bill and a note in his mouth that reads: “10 pork chops, please.”
Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of 10 pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop.
He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the bus schedule and sits on the bench when a bus arrives, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. After a while, the dog stands on his back legs to pull the yellow stop cable. The butcher follows him off the bus.
The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself WHAP! against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.
The butcher runs up and screams at the guy, “What the hell are you doing? This dog is a genius!”
The owner responds, “Genius my ass! It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys!”
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