in Joke of the Day

A Texan is visiting

A Texan is visiting his friend in Sydney, they go out sightseeing.

The Australian shows him the harbour bridge and the Texan says “back in Texas we could build a bridge like that in 2 weeks.”

The Australian then shows him St Mary’s cathedral and the Texan says “back home we could throw up a building like that in maybe a week!”

Frustrated, the Australian takes him to the Sydney Opera House.
“Wow,” says the Texan. “What’s that?”

“No idea, mate” says the Aussie, “it wasn’t there yesterday!”


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