in Joke of the Day

Lie detecting robot

One day, a man bought a lie detecting robot that would slap anyone who lies. He’s sitting in his living room when his son walks in the front door. The Dad asks, “Where ya been, son?” Son: “I went to watch the new kung fu panda movie.” The robot comes and slaps the son. Dad:”Son, the robot slaps anyone who lies, now tell me the truth.” Son:”dad, I actually went to watch an R rated film, I’m sorry,” Dad:”Is this how we raised you, son, watching filth in your age, I have never done anything like this in your age,” The robot comes and slaps the dad. Seeing this, the mom walks in and says “ha what did you expect? he’s your son after all” The robot comes and slaps the mom.


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