Little Johnny was at school

Little Johnny was at school when his teacher asked the class ‘Jane. What did you do last weekend? ‘I went for a ride on a choo choo train.’ Jane replied proudly. ‘That’s fantastic!’ replied the teacher, ‘but you need to use grown up words. Next time just say train, not choo choo train.

Tim, what did you do last weekend?’ Tim thought for a second and said ‘I went to granny and grampys house.’ ‘Oh that’s lovely’ replied teacher, ‘but remember to use grown up words. Grandma and grandpa. Johnny, what did you do last weekend? And remember to use grown up words.’ Johnny though for a few seconds and said ‘I read a book’ ‘Oh very good. What was the name of the book?’ ‘Whinny The Shit.’

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