A good friend of mine owns a boat. A few days ago I went down to the docks and saw him sitting on the deck of his boat with a huge smile on his face. I asked,” why are you so happy bud?” He replied “today I saw the hottest blonde ever and she wanted to go for a ride on my boat, took her out, shut the engine off and said, we can make love or you can swim back. It was some of the best sex of my life.”
The next day I went to see him again, and he looked even happier. I asked again and he basically told me the same but with a redhead substituted for the blonde.
Today when I went to see him he was crying. When I asked what was wrong he said, “I found the most beautiful brunette I have ever seen and she wanted to go for a ride on my boat. I took her out and killed the engine and told her we can make love or swim back.” I said, “OK, so what was the problem?” and he replied, ” she took off her bikini bottom, had a 10 inch cock and I can’t swim.”
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