A pastor’s wife goes to the grocery store for dinner ingredients. She stops by the butcher and asks for the best ham. Butcher comes back and says “here’s your dam ham”
Shocked, the pastor’s wife responds “Watch your language, the Lord doesn’t approve of cursing”.
“No ma’am, that’s the name of the ham” the butcher replies.
Embarrassed, the woman collects the ham and nods as she turns to leave. Later, the pastor comes home as his wife is preparing dinner. He asks her what smells so good.
“It’s the dam ham, it will be ready shortly” the wife responds.
“Lord have mercy on my wife. Dear, you should not curse, you know better. What example will you set for the congregation saying such things” the pastor says with a surprised look on his face.
“No dear, it’s the name of the ham” she says with a slight smirk on her face.
With a look of embarrassment, the pastor kisses his wife on the cheek and starts to set the table. When dinner is served, the whole family is at the table: the pastor, his wife, and his son. They say grace and dig in.
“Dear, can you pass the dam ham?”
With a grin ear to ear, the son replies “that’s the spirit Dad, pass the f**king potatoes”
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