There was a bus full of 30 ugly people, and it crashed and the all died instantly. They all went to heaven where God felt sorry for them because they were so ugly, so he decided to grant them one wish each. So they got in a line for their wish. They first person in line wished to be the most gorgeous person ever, and the person behind her wished to be gorgeous too, and so it went on and on.

When they got about half way down the line the person in the back of the line started chuckling, then there were only a few people left and he started laughing hysterically! Then he was the next person and he was laughing so hard he was on the floor and didnt think he had any more tears to shed for ANY reason! Then when it came his turn it took him 10 minutes to stop laughing, every time he would almost stop, he would start again. Well, he finally stopped laughing and was able to get his wish in. He told God Make them all ugly again!

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A nurse walks into a bank, preparing to endorse a check. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it.

She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then realizing her mistake, and says, Well thats great. Some assholes got my pen.

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A minister was driving along and saw a woman on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift, which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to open and reveal a lovely leg. The minister had a look and nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The woman looked at him and immediately said, Reverend, remember Psalm 129?

The minister was flustered and apologized profusely. He forced himself to remove his hand. However, he was unable to remove his eyes from her leg.

Further on while hanging gear, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The woman once again said, Reverend, remember Psalm 129?

Once again the minister apologized. Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.

Arriving at her stopping point, the woman got out gave him a meaningful glance and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the minister rushed to retrieve a bible and looked up Psalm 129. It Said, Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.

Moral of the story: Always be well informed in your job, or you might miss a great opportunity.

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