You can’t get married to your sweetheart because there’s a law against it.

Jack Daniel’s makes your list of “most admired people.”

You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how much gas is in it..

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10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop.
8. Put it in my box before I leave.
7. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag!!.
6. I want it on my desk, NOW.
5. HMMMMMMMMMM…..I think it’s out of fluid.
4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.
3. It’s an entry-level position.
2. When do you think you’ll be getting off today?
AND #1…It’s not fair…I do all the work while he just sits there.

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A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting.

“You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear.”

At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man’s anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes’ silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.

“The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse’s anus, but I licked my index finger?”

After the class was over, it took the janitor three hours to mop up the vomit.

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Down in Florida, there’s a little hotel, four floors high. A girl used to take a sunbathe there every day. Since there were no higher hotels near it, she would take off her bathing suit and be in the nude. So she was in the nude and she was lying on her stomach, and she heard someone coming up the steps. She quickly grabbed the towel and put it around her. The man said, “I wish you wouldn’t sunbathe in the nude up here.” She said, “You never protested before.” He said, “No, but I wish you would do it like you did before, in your bathing suit.” She said, “Why do you care? No one can see.” He said, “Madam, you happen to be lying on the skylight of a dining room.”

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