Joke of the Day – report for school

Son: “Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don’t know what Politics is.”

Father: “Well, let’s take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let’s call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we’ll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let’s call you The People. We’ll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?”

Son: “I’m not really sure, Dad. I’ll have to think about it.”

That night awakened by his brother’s crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents’ room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid’s room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy’s knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: “Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is.”

Father: “Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?”

Son: “Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit.”

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Joke of the Day – paid for sex

A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the prescreening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions.

“Have you ever paid for sex?” the woman asked my friend’s husband sweetly.

Glancing wearily over at his wife who was trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, “Oh yes”, he sighed, “Every time.”

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Joke of the Day – Crabs

This guy goes to a whorehouse and gets a whore for $10.The next day he’s itching like crazy. He goes back to the hooker to complain, saying, “You gave me crabs!”

She says, “What do you expect for $10, lobster?”

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