A gay couple, was feeling hot n bothered on a plane and so decided to join the mile high club.

“What if we had sex?” asks Kyle.

“Are you crazy? Here, on the plane? It would be awkward, everyone would watch us doing it…”

“Nobody is even paying attention to anything. Look!”

Kyle stands up and asks loudly:

“Could I have a napkin, please?”

Nobody gives a damn. Everyone is sleeping, reading, looking out the window, etc.

Flight attendants pretend to not hear them, as they also don’t give a damn.

“They really wouldn’t care then, would they?” says Jay.

So Kyle and Jay have wild sex on the plane.

Later, when the plane arrives to the airport and the people are leaving, the stewardess sees an old man who threw up all over his shirt, even his pants are soaking in the filth.

“Sir, you should’ve asked for a bag!”

“I didn’t dare” whispers the old man. “A few rows ahead I saw a man asking for a napkin and he got fucked in the ass.

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A couple visits a sex therapist. He asks, “What can I do for you?”

The man says, “Will you watch us have sexual intercourse? We’re doing something wrong, and it could ruin the marriage.” The therapist is a little puzzled but agrees.

When they’re finished, the therapist says “I don’t see anything wrong with the way you’re having intercourse. Here’s the name of a good marriage counselor.”

With insurance, and they only pay $50 for an office visit.

Two weeks go by, and they show up again. “The marriage counselor says he can’t help us. Will you PLEASE try again?” The Therapist agrees.

This continues every other week for about 2 months.

Finally, the therapist has had enough and says “I’m referring you to a doctor. What exactly do you two think is wrong?”

The man says “We know what’s wrong. We can’t go to her house because of her husband and can’t use my house because of my wife. The cheapest hotel in town charges $150; with my insurance you’re our best option.”

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A man went to a strip club. When he got inside he noticed a seat conspicuously unoccupied in the front row. Seizing the opportunity, he took the seat.

As soon as the first dancer walked out, the guy directly behind him yelled, “Yeah baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for!”

The man in the front row turned around and gave him a dirty look. A few minutes into the show, the dancer did a move and snatched off her top, revealing two pasties. The guy behind our friend goes off again. “Yeah baby! Shake those things.”

Our friend turned around and said, “Hey buddy, calm down!”
After a few moments, the dancer did another move, and snatched off her dress, revealing a very thin G-string.

Again the man behind our friend yelled out, “Oh baby! You’re almost there!”
Our friend again turned around and said, “Hey buddy, shut the hell up, will ya!”
A few minutes later, the dancer stretched out on the floor and snatched off both the pasties and the G-string, and the whole club went wild, except for the man behind our friend. Curious, our friend turned around and asked, “Say buddy, where’s your enthusiasm now?”
The guy responded, “It’s all over your back, dude.”

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Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away. Jeanne went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her.

When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Jeanne told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

“Oh no, my dear,” replied granny. “Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.” She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, “He’d still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn’t come along.”

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