Husband to wife: “Would you have married me if I hadn’t inherited my father’s fortune” Wife: ” Honey, I would have married you no matter whose fortune you inherited!”
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A man and a woman are lying in bed late night and the woman asks her man: “Honey, do you prefer smart or pretty women?” and the man responds calmly: “Neither, baby, I prefer you.”
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Wife: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
Husband: “Definitely not!”
Wife: “Why not – don’t you like being married?”
Husband: “Of course I do.”
Wife: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
Husband: “Okay, I’d get married again.”
Wife: “You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).”
Husband: (makes audible groan).
Wife: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
Husband: “Where else would we sleep?”
Wife: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
Husband: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
Wife: “Would she use my golf clubs?”
Husband: “No, of course not. She’s left-handed.”
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