The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.

Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted…

“You’re terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I’ll see to it that you get a huge bonus.” “Forget the bonus,” the turkey said, “All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?”

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A girlfriend and boyfriend walked into the girlfriends house and the girlfriend said to her mom, “Mom, me and my boyfriend are going up to my room” and the mom says, “Ok honey, you kids have fun.”

When they are up their the mom hears: “Baby baby baby oh!”

The mom walks to the door and ask, “What the hell is going on?”

The girl says, “Mom were just having sex.” and the mom says, “Oh thank god I thought you guys were listening to Justin Bieber.”

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A total naked woman rushed in a taxi.

The taxi driver turned back and stared at her so keenly.

The woman asked the taxi driver, “Why are you staring at me that way, haven’t you ever seen a naked woman?”

The taxi driver replied, “No, I just wonder where you have my money.”

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A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

A man didn’t come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband’s 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.

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