Joke of the Day: Thermos

A blonde was shopping at Target and came across a shiny silver Thermos.

She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk To ask what it was.

The clerk said, ‘Why, that’s a thermos….. It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.”

“Wow, said the blonde, “That’s amazing….I’m going to buy it!” So she bought the thermos and took it to work the next day..

Her boss saw it on her desk. “What’s that,” he asked?

“Why, that’s a thermos….. It keeps hot things hot and cold things Cold,” she replied.

Her boss inquired, “What do you have in it?”

The blonde replied….. …”Two Popsicles and some coffee.”

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Joke of the Day: Car full of penguins

A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him.

He says. “Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!”

The man does that.

The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. “Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!”

“I did,” replies the man. “We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!”

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Joke of the Day: 3 guys walk into a bar

3 guys walk into a bar

The first guy says “I have got the smallest arm in? the world”

The second guy “I have the smallest head in the world”

The third guy “I have got the smallest d*ck in the world”

The 3 guys go to the Guinness World Records

The first guy comes back and says “I really do have? the smallest? arm in the world”

The second guy comes back and says “Amazing, I do have the smallest head in the world”

The third guy comes back angry ” Who the FUCK is ROBERT PATTINSON?

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