Joke of the Day
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
Can you tell me how much you charge?, said the client.
Of course, the lawyer replied, I charge $200 to answer three questions!
Well thats a bit steep, isnt it?
Yes it is, said the lawyer, And whats your third question?
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A really old couple is having another couple over for dinner. While the two women are fixing the dinner, the men start talking and one says to the other one “I took my wife to a great restaurant last week – great food, huge portions, fantastic service, and low prices.” The other man says “Sounds great. What was the name of the restaurant?” The man says “What’s the name of that red flower that you give to someone special?” “Carnation?” his friend asks. “No, that’s not it.” “Poppy?” he asks again. “No, that’s not it either.” “Rose?” he asks. “That’s it. Now I remember. Hey Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to?”
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A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: “Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don’t understand.”
“What did you not understand ?”
And the blonde says: “Well, at the begginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it’s just a quarter!”
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These two rednecks Billy Bob & Chub go hunting one afternoon. While they are out, Chub all of a sudden falls over and quits breathing. The other redneck Billy Bob pulls out his cellphone and calls 911. He says, “O my gosh, my friend Chub just fell down on the ground and quit breathin. I think he might be dead.” Well, the 911 employee says “Make sure he’s dead.” Billy Bob says “Okay, give me a second.” All of a sudden, they hear a loud bang. Billy Bob picks the phone back up and says “Yup, he’s dead alrite.”
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