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Joke of the Day

Funniest people on twitter

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List of the Top 10 funniest people to follow on twitter

@NickGenius – Very funny twitterer, be ready for lots of drinking and sex talk.

@ShitMyDadSays – Twitterer that was so funny he got a book deal and TV show

@RobHuebel – Sick and twisted musings of sketch comedy genius Rob Huebel

@DarthVader the Dark Lord on twitter

@DannyDeVito – Danny DeVito is awesome, he keeps posting photos of his foot a different locations.

@CobraCommander – Very funny character

@The_IronSheik – The Iron Sheik is crazy funny.

@TheSulk – Very funny writer for Family Guy and the Cleveland Show

@Edgar_Allan_Poe – Clever & Funny

@EliBraden – Poking fun of pop culture

Joke of the Day: Jim the banker

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A young banker named Jim decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the finest tailor in town and got measured for a suit. A week later he went in for his first fitting. He put on the suit and he looked stunning, he felt that in this suit he can do business.

As he was preening himself in front of the mirror he reached down to put his hands in the pockets and to his surprise he noticed that there were no pockets. He mentioned this to the tailor who asked him, “Didn’t you tell me you were a banker?”

Jim answered, “Yes, I did.”

To this the tailor said, “Who ever heard of a banker with his hands in his own pockets?”
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Joke of the Day: local bar

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The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out would win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight-lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day this scrawny little man came into the bar, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny squeaky voice

“I’d like to try the bet.” After the laughter had died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.

But the crowd’s laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man…

“What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight-lifter, what?”

The man replied, “I work for the IRS.”

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Joke of the Day: Donation

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A very rich fun lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn’t donate even a cent to a charity.

“First of all”, says the lawyer, “my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it’s not covered by healthcare. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister’s husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children…”

“I’m terribly sorry”, says the United Way man, “I feel bad about asking for money.”

The Lawyer responds, “Yeah, well if I’m not giving them any money, why should I give you any?”

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