A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

“Mommy,” said the little boy, “what are all those ladies doing?”

“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off of work,” she replied.

The cabbie turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have sex with men for money.”

The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says, “Is that true, mommy?” His mother, glaring at the cabbie, answers in the affirmative.

After a few minutes, the kid asks, “Mommy what happens to the babies those ladies have?”

“They mostly become cab drivers,” she replied.

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The sugar cane farm outside of Crowley Louisiana closes down and 2 cajuns find themselves out of work. They can’t find any work, so one of their friends suggest they visit the state job office in Lafayette.

The job man asks Tibedeaux what he does for a living. Tibedeaux says, “I’m a pilot.” The man says, “Oh good. We got lots of jobs for dem dare pilots. You go sit over dere and we get you fixed right up.” Beaming, Tibedeaux goes to sit down.

Next, the man asks Beaudreaux the same question. Beaudreaux say, “Well… all I ever done is cut down dat sugar cane.” The man says, “Oh. Dat not so good. Not a lot of sugar cane jobs dis year. I might not be able to help you.”

Beadreaux, he gets mad. He says, “Hey! You tell me you can’t help me but you gonna fix my friend up over dere. What’s da matter wid you?”

The man replies that Tibeadeaux is a pilot. Beaudreaux replies: “Well… if I don’t cut it, how he gonna pile it, huh?”
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One cajun is working on his boat. Two other cajuns came up and said, “Beadreaux! We got some good news an’ some bad news fo’ you.”

Beadreaux said, “Oh! Giv me dat bad news foist.”

“We just come down from da bayou. Yo wife she floatin’ face down in it — she dead!”

Beadreaux said, “No! No! Oh man… dat terribile news. Wat da good news?”

“She had over two dozen blue crabs on her! We gonna run her again in the mornin’!”

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A women takes a lover.

One day the lover is over at the womens house and they are upstairs making love. A little while later little Johnny comes home unexpectedly and finds the mother and lover in bed. So little Johnny goes into the bedroom closet to watch.

A short time later, the husband comes home unexpectedly and the wife tells the lover to get in the closet.

After a few moments little Johnny speaks out and says to the lover, “Dark in here isn’t it?”, to which the stunned lover replies, “Yes it is”.

Little Johnny says, ‘You know I have a baseball.” The lover says, “Thats nice.” Little Johnny says “Would you like to buy it”, the lover says “Not really”. Little Johnny says “You know my daddy is outside”. The lover says “Ok how much?”. Little Johnny says 20 dollars and the lover says “20 Dollars!”, and then remembers his situation and pays him.

Couple of weeks later, the women has the lover over again and they are upstairs making love when little Johnny comes home unexpectedly. He sees them in bed and goes into the closet to watch.

A short time later the husband comes home unexpectely and the women tells the lover to get in the closet. After a few seconds little Johhny says, “Dark in here isn’t it?”, to which the stunned lover replies, “Yes it is”.

Little Johhny says, you know I have a baseball glove, and the lover remembering the previous discussion with little Johnny, says “How Much? Little Johnny says 50 dollars. The lover pays the money.

A couple of days later the husband comes home early from work and says, “Johnny get your ball and glove and we will play catch.” Little Johnny says “I cant’ daddy, I sold them.” The husband says “You did? How much did you get for them?” Little Johnny replies, seventy dollars. The husband says, “Johnny, thats not right, you cannot take advantage of your friends like that, and you must go to confession.”

The husband marches little Johnny down to the church and sets little Johnny inside the confessional and steps away.

Soon thereafter the priest enters the other side and waits for Little Johnny’s confession. After a short silence, little Johnny says, “Dark in here isn’t it?”, and the priest says, “Don’t start that crap in here!”

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