Two farmers were discussing politics and the first one says: “I believe in a share and share alike policy. One where we are all equal.”

“Well” replied the other farmer “I’m not sure about that. What you mean is that if you have two horses you’d give me one?”

“Of course” says the first.

The second farmer continued: “and if you had two cars, you’d give me one of them too?”

“Absolutely”

“So” says the second farmer, “if you had two pigs then you’d give me one of them?”

“Ah, now hang on a minute” says the first, “you know I’ve got two pigs!”

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Doctor: “It’s no good. I can’t find anything wrong with you. It must just be the effects of drinking.”

Patient: “I’ll come back when you’re sober then!”

An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?”

“Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.”

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A man goes to a psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about relations.”

The psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.

The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and states, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”

The psychologist says, “Very interesting,” and shows the next picture. “And what is this a picture of?”

The man looks and turns it in different directions and says, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”

The psychologists tries again with the third ink blot, and asks the same question, “What is this a picture of?”

The patient again turns it in all directions and replies, “That’s a man and a woman having relations.”

The psychologist states, “Well, yes, you do seem to be obsessed with relations.”

“Me!?” demands the patient. “You’re the one who keeps showing me the dirty pictures!”

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