Joke of the Day – Father, mother and son

Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. So
they set off and are seeing lots of animals. Eventually they
end up opposite the elephant house. The boy looks at the
elephant, sees its willy, points to it and says, “Mummy, what
is that long thing?”
His mother replies, “That, son, is the elephant’s trunk.”
“No, at the other end.”
“That, son is the tail.”
“No, mummy, the thing under the elephant.”
A short embarrassed silence after which she replies,
“That’s nothing.”
The mother goes to buy some ice-cream and the boy, not being
satisfied with her answer, asks his father the same question.
“Daddy, what is that long thing?”
“That’s the trunk, son,” replies the father.
“No at the other end.”
“Oh, that is the tail.”
“No, no daddy, the thing below,” asks the son in desperation.
“That is the elephants penis. Why do you ask son?”
“Well mummy said it was nothing,” says the boy.
Replies the father: “I tell you, I spoil that woman …”
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Joke of the Day – doctor walked into a bank

 A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a
rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to ‘write’ with it.

Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and
said, “Well that’s great, just great… some asshole’s got my pen.”

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Joke of the Day – swimming in lake

The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately
to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming
outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and
got into the water.

After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old
ladies walked onto the shore in his direction. He panicked, got
out of the water and grabbed a bucket lying in the sand nearby.
He held the bucket in front of his private parts and sighed with
relief.

The ladies got nearby and looked at him. He felt awkward and
wanted to move. Then one of the ladies said: ‘You know , I have
a special gift, I can read minds.’

‘Impossible’, said the embarrassed man, ‘You really know what
I think?’

‘Yes’, the lady replied, ‘Right now, I bet you think that the
bucket you’re holding has a bottom.’
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