A woman was on the way to winning $100,000 on a game show, but her final question was suspended for the next night.

Her husband sneaked into the studio and found the question and answer. He raced home and told his wife “Your question is ‘What are the three main parts of the male anatomy’, and the answer is ‘The head, heart and penis.’

The woman thinks about this throughout the night, but keeps forgetting the answer. Her husband keeps reminding her, “The head, heart and penis.”

Come the game show she has forgotten again, and the presenter asks, “For $100,000, what are the three main parts of the male anatomy? You have ten seconds.”

“Um… the head.”

“Good. Eight seconds.”

“Um… the heart.”

“That’s right. Five seconds.”

“Oh… um… damn. My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning…”

“That’s close enough! You’ve won $100,000!”

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Three women after their cardio fitness workout are in a gym locker room getting changed when suddenly a guy runs through the room wearing nothing but a bag over his head.

He passes the first woman, who looks down at his penis. “He’s not my husband,” she says.

He passes by the second woman, who also looks down at his penis. “He’s not my husband either.”

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A young couple is on their shoestring budget honeymoon. They arrive at their hotel which is right next to the train tracks. The woman lies down to rest while her husband goes out to grab something to eat.

No sooner does the woman lie down in bed, then a train thunders by, shaking the room so much that she is knocked out of bed.

She immediately calls the front desk to complain. The clerk is understandingly skeptical so he agrees to come up to see.

He lays down in the bed, waiting for the shaking to begin, when the woman’s husband walks in.
“What the hell are you doing in our bed”

The clerk sheepishly replies, “You’ll never believe it, but I’m waiting for a train.”

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At school, the children were given the topic “There is only one mom” for their homework.

On the second day at school, Wendy reads her homework:

My mom is good, she takes care of us, looks after us. There is only one such mother.

Jason reads the homework:

No mom is as good as mine. She takes care of everything for us and she is also very beautiful and kind.

It’s Johnny’s turn to read his homework:

When I came home yesterday, the apartment door was open. My little brother was in the craddle and he was crying. Mom was in bed with the neighbor. When she saw me, she asked me to bring her two beers from the fridge. I went to the fridge and saw that there was only one beer. I shouted to her: There is only one, mom.

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