A young man was showing of his new sportscar to his girlfriend she was thrilled at the speed.

“If i do 200 km/h, will you take all of your clothes off?”

The girlfriend felt adventurous, and said “yes, of course”

He brought the car up to the 200 km/h benchmark. However, he was unable to keep his eyes on the road and the car swerved, then flipped over. the Naked girl was thrown clear, but the boyfriend got stuck in a hole.

“Go and get help” he yelled.

“I can’t I’m naked!”

“take my shoe, he said, and cover yourself.”

Holding the shoe to her pubes she ran off, down the road. she came to a gas station, and ran inside to the proprietor.

“Please help, my boyfriend got stuck in a hole!”

The proprietor look at her. looked at the shoe, and then said: “there’s nothing I can do, he’s too far in. ”

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Karen: Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.

Doctor: I’ve looked at your lab reports and I’m afraid I have some bad news.

Karen: Don’t give me this lab nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed me. Now will you do things my way or do I need to see the manager?!?

Doctor: Sure, we’ll do things your way. No need to raise your temper. Why don’t we try an astrology based approach?

Karen: At last a sensible approach.

Doctor: So, what’s your star sign?

Karen: it’s cancer.

Doctor: Well what a fucking coincidence.

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Why did I get divorce from my wife, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday.

My wife didn’t get me a present and didn’t even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my co-workers didn’t wish me a happy birthday.

As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!” That moment, I felt so special. She then asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”

“Okay,” I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, “SURPRISE!!!” while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.

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A man on his death bed was speaking with his wife. “Helen,” he said, “We’ve been through so much together. Do you remember when the shop burned down, and we lost everything of value we had in this world? We had to start over from nothing, but you were by my side.”

His wife solemnly replied, “I remember, dear.”

“Helen,” he continued, “when our son was killed in that terrible car accident, I was heartbroken. I didn’t think I could go on, but you were by my side.”

His wife began to softly cry, “I know, dear.”

“And now,” the man went on, “I’m about to leave this world. In my final moments, where are you?”

His wife sobbed, “Right here by your side, dear.”

“Helen,” the man said, “I’m beginning to think you might be bad luck.”

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