A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Krewson about enlarging her breasts. Dr Krewson advised her ‘Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say, ‘Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!’
She did this faithfully for several months!

To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn’t recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus, closed her eyes and said, ‘Scooby doobie, doobies, I want bigger boobies.’

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked ‘Oh! Are you a patient of Dr. ‘Krewson ‘s?’

‘Yes I am.. How did you know?’

He winked and replied, “Hickory dickory dock….”

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John, a wealthy 60 year old millionaire, shows up at the country club one day with his new wife, a smoking hot 22 year old blonde.

His buddies are amazed. “There is no way someone that young and attractive would agree to marry an old geezer like you. How did you pull it off?”

“It’s simple,” John says, “I lied to her about my age.”

“Did you tell her you were 50?” his friends ask. John shakes his head no.

“There is no way she could believe you were 40”. John shakes his head again.

“So how old did you tell her you were exactly??”

John smiles and says “85”.

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A Fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties. The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?” The soldier replied, “There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead?

They are only £5.” The Taliban shouted, “You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!” “OK,” said the soldier, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you.

If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant’s Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah.” Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped: “They won’t let me in without a fucking tie!”

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An older woman’s husband dies during a BDSM session.

She decides to do something crazy with her life, and buys a Harley, gets a few tattoos, and goes out in search of the Hell’s Angels.

When she finds them they give her an initiation test.
“You ever killed a man?” They ask.
“Yep” she says. “Killed my husband.”
“You ever steal anything?” They ask.
“Oh all the time.” She replies.

“You ever been picked up by the fuzz?”

“Sure have, and strung up by my nipples”.

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