A family had just moved to the US from India. They had a young daughter, like 5 years old, who was still learning English. One day the Indian girl fell down the stairs while playing outside. She ran in crying and saying “The stairs hit me!”… once she calmed down her dad corrected her and said “No no. You mean to say ‘I fell down the stairs’.”

A few days later they were in the grocery store. In the checkout line the cashier saw the girl’s bruised up legs and asked what happened. The daughter responded with “What did you tell me to say, dad? Oh right! I fell down the stairs.”

He had a fun time explaining that to the police.

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A mother hears a humming sound from her daughter’s bedroom and walks in.

Finding her daugher sitting on the bed using her vibrator she asked, “What are you doing?!”

“I’m a 35 year old woman living with my parents. This is the closest I’ll ever get to a husband, ” replies the daughter.

The mother silently leaves the room. The next day, the father hears a humming sound in the living and sees the daughter with her vibrator.

“What are you doing??“ he asks her. She gives him the same reply and the father leaves her to it.

Later in the evening, the mother hears the noise again and goes to see where its coming from. Her husband is sitting alongside the vibrator. She asks him what he’s doing.

He replies, “What does it look like? I’m watching the game with my son in law.”

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A Soviet officer exits Stalin’s office and says to himself:

“Stupid moustache-wearing cunt!”

But another officer hears that and says:

“Woah, comrade Ivanov, what did you say?!”

“Ehhmm nothing” responds Ivanov.

“Oh is that so? Well I heard something different. Let’s see what comrade Stalin has to say about this”
They come into Stalin’s office and Stalin asks:

“Yes, comrade Vladimirov, what is it?”

“While exiting your office comrade Ivanov said “Stupid moustache-wearing cunt!”!” Responds Vladimirov
Stalin thinks for a moment and says:

“Comrade Ivanov, who did you have in mind while saying this?”

“Ehmmm, Hitler, ofcourse!”

Then Stalins turns to Vladimirov and says:

“And who did you have in mind, comrade?”

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This young inmate in prison is sitting on his bunk crying. One of the older inmates known around the clink as Big Hank comes over and sits down on the bunk beside.

“What’s the matter, buddy?” the old inmate asked.

“I really screwed up,” sobbed the young prisoner. “I’m going to be in this hell hole for five years. My life is over. I don’t know if I can take it!”

“It’s not so bad,” said the old jailbird. “The food isn’t nearly as bad as they say, and all the guys get along pretty well. You like softball?”

“Yeah, I used to play in a league,” said the young inmate.

“Well, every Monday we get to play softball. All the fellows. You can play shortstop or pitch if you like. Everybody plays…it’s all in good fun.”

“That doesn’t sound too bad,” said the newcomer.

“What about football? You like football?,” asked Hank.

“Who doesn’t?” said the young inmate, starting to brighten.

“Every Tuesday we play football,” said Big Hank. “Nothing too rough, all pass, two hand touch. You can even take a turn at quarterback if you like.”

“Hey that sounds fun,” said the young inmate.

“It is! This place is so good we don’t want to let it get out!” said Hank, slapping his knee. “And, of course, you’re homosexual, right?”

“No.”

“Well, you’re not going to like Wednesdays much….”

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