As the limousine stops, twenty beautiful models step out followed by this very well dressed man carrying a rooster. They enter the restaurant, and sit at the large reserved table. When the waiter arrives, the man orders: “I would like to start with some Beluga caviar for me and the ladies, and triple portion for the rooster. Then we will proceed to have lobster linguini, one portion each, and five plates for my rooster. Then we will have the finest fillet you have, and salads. The rooster will have seven plates of roast beef with potatoes. And bring us several bottles of your finest wine.”

As the dinner proceeds, the man reveals himself to be extremely amicable, and, by the end of the meal, the waiter finds the courage to ask the man for his story.

“I had always been very poor, and I would travel the world living on scraps. In one of my trips, you see, I found a lantern. As I was polishing it, a genie came out and told me that he would make three of my wishes come true. ‘I want to be the richest man on earth’, I said. ‘Consider it done’, replied the genie. And as you see, money is of no concern to me. ‘I want to be surrounded by the most beautiful women in the world’. ‘Done’ replied the genie. Again, as you can very well see it was as promised. ‘Then, since I will have all these beautiful women, I want an insatiable cock’. And there, there was a misunderstanding.”

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The old professor started each lecture with a dirty joke. After a real objectionable example of that one day, the female students got together and decided that next time, when this happens again, they will all walk out in unison.

The professor got wind of this plot. Next morning, after he entered the lecture hall, he said: “Good morning! Have you heard about the shortage of prostitutes in India?”

Now all the female students stood up and headed toward the exit.

The professor continued: “Oh, ladies, please wait, the boat to India doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

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A man was laying on his death bed at home. His beautiful wife sat by his side, holding his hand.

He was dismayed about his wife being with another man. He knew that this was probably inevitable but he wanted to hear it from her. He asked, “wife, do you think that when I am gone you will marry another man?”

“I imagine I will. Although I will miss you a lot my life will still continue…” she said.

“And, do you think you will move him into this house where we live now?” he asked.

“I suppose it will depend on the circumstances but it is a possibility. The house is very nice and I will always think of you when I am in it,” she said.

“And, do you think you will cook my favorite meal, the one you have made for me so many times, Chicken Pot Pie? ” he asked.

“No, of course not! I would never make your favorite meal for him!” she said.

“This means so much to me. Please tell me why wouldn’t cook this meal for him?” he asked.

“He hates Chicken Pot Pie!”

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A couple wants to have sex but their son is in the house. The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon “quickie ” with their 8-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities…

“There’s a car being towed from the parking lot,” he shouted.He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation.

“An ambulance just drove by!”

“Looks like the Andersons have company,” he called out.

“Matt’s riding a new bike!”

“Looks like the Sanders are moving!”

“Jason is on his skate board!”

After a few moments he announced… “The Coopers are having sex. Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed.

Dad cautiously called out…”How do you know they’re having sex?” “Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.”

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