What does Dracula drink at breakfast?
Coffin with scream and sugar.
Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.
What do they teach at Witches school?
Spelling.
Why does a witch ride a broom?
Vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of the cord.
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.
What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates.
Why don’t mummies take vacations?
They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
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